I woke up because I was having this dream.
I was on a plane, a big plane like an airline
plane that landed in the middle of the forest.
It was okay though, we were supposed to land
there. I was in the middle seat and had fallen
asleep. The lady in the window seat woke me up
so she could get off the plane. I stood up and
got my bag from the overhead compartment, I never
check my bags because they always lose my luggage.
I remember feeling quite smart for doing so this
time as we had landed in the middle of the forest
and clearly there was no ground crew or baggage
claim area to handle sorting out the luggage.
I got off the plan realizing I had no idea where
I was and no recollection of actually getting on
the plane, but I knew I had a bag in the overhead
compartment, so it must have been intentional.
I started walking until I came to an auditorium
in the woods. It had been long since over run with
vegetation, it was more like some kind of Greek ruin
really. I went inside, where they had just finished
the Miss America pageant, I walked backstage into
the dressing room where I saw a girl with a round
face that looked like an anime Peanuts character.
She was quite lovely in a basketball headed china
doll sort of way. I asked her how the pageant went
and she told me it had gone well and she had won.
I congratulated her and then asked if she would
mind telling me where we were. She said thank you
and that we were in San Diego.
I remember a strong feeling of despair because
of the lack of Taco Bell locations in San Diego.
Then I woke up and rushed to the kitchen with a
strong craving for Taco Bell hot sauce.
Strangely enough. I had gone to Taco Bell yesterday,
and brought several extra packets home with me.
I opened a “fire” packet first and squirted it
directly into my mouth. I chased it with another
packet of “hot”.
Thank God I’m not in San Diego,
I would be freaking out right now.
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