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1. A grandma 85 years old get married with young man 20 years old. After honeymoon, hers husband suddenly dead. Then, grandma go to the doctor to find about that. Doctor said : ” Your husband suddenly dead because he often drink expire milk ”.

2. A king want to go far away. Before, he put razor blade in private thing of his wife. He do that because the queen is hypersex. After be back to the kingdom, all servant of kingdom have no ”missile” anymore.Cut ! Only one still have it. So, the king talk with him to thank’s. But, he can’t talk. Why ? His tongue is cut !

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