Friday, July 31, 2009

Naughty movies.

Blondie once said I was “the horniest virgin she’s ever met”. I’m beginning to see her point.

But if she knew how much I really think about sex, I think she’d be disgusted.

Hell, I disgust myself.

I bet Chef Boy would have sex with me. But I don’t want to have sex with him. He’s like my brother. Except much nicer than my real brother. He’s like, my nice brother. Who may or may not be in love with me. (Fuck.) And I tried to imagine myself having sex with him… and it just made me feel weird. Can’t do it. Simply cannot do it. With him, that is.

And yes, I’m a virgin. But I’m also a virgin who, I believe, would venture into the land of soft-core BDSM. The bondage films of Bettie Page and movies like Secretary intrigue me in a way that I can’t quite describe.

I would just watch porn online if it didn’t weird me out. (Yes. Watching porn weirds me out. That is, unless I found some porn for women. Now that, I would be interested in checking out.)

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

VIDEOS SEXO GRATIS FOTOS PORNO

VIDEOS SEXO GRATIS FOTOS PORNO

Un brindis con usted de forma gratuita, le encantará se llene con placer

Entre aquí a tiempo para su punheta

Vamos acariciar mis pechos durinhos

Quieres follar hoy? Pulse aquí

O el amor o hacer amigos de aquí

Conocer gente en tu ciudad que quieren sexo

Otras sugerencias

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Free Young Teenie Porn Videos

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  • Since that denied a market for artistic, themed sudoku, it is a bit insulting to see this puzzle get pushed into the NYT in a similarly artless way.
  • Although you’ll undoubtedly experience some withdrawal symptoms when you quit smoking, your doctor can advise you on how to avoid others.
  • He is never moody to me since that is when I get angry with him.
  • I haven’t used ie in so long I don’t remember what it looks like.

La teta de Kirsten Dunst

“¡Futa, que calor, es hora de sacar a tomar aire a las gemelas!”

Je,je. Para que vean que siempre tratamos de tenerles a mano las fotos mas guarras de las famosas tambien guarras, aqui les traemos una sencilla, pero estimulante fotito de la novia de spider-gay  ¡Kirsten Dunst! En la que se puede apreciar la redondes de una de sus hermosa tetas. Analizenla, tiranetas y… ¡felices pajas!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Streaming Video Amazons Porn

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Primes, sequences,congruences, Marsenne Coincidence, etc.
The other day I noticed that some of the podcasts on my iPod weren’t working.
One of Jerry’s suggestions for team formation was to give the team a problem to solve which is not too easy, but not too hard.
Democratic governor will be held to a stricter standard than the senators, as some of the charges against him involve very technical points.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Woo woo woo woo woo woo.......

I like some Neil Young because he looks dangerously insane and sings like Curly Howard might have had he lived long enough to make the inevitable transition from slapstick to folk music.

I fucking dare you to sing along to Old Man and not sound like Mr. Jerome Horwitz.   

I didn’t post that song because it sucks and fuck you. 

You know what?   Fuck you dad!    Here’s the clip.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk….  

P.S.  Prepare yourself for a HUGE week ahead!    I Capitalized huge and used my underline technique™ for emphasis so you know its true.

I have to do these things for you because you’re S.L.O.W.   (it was considerate of me to spell that out so that you wouldn’t see it and be all idiot insulted.   I’m supersweet!)

Thursday, July 23, 2009

July 23 - Jailbait Swimsuit Special

The only thing better than jailbait is wet jailbait, so today is jailbait bikini today. And perhaps the only thing better than wet jailbait is meeting REAL LIVE GIRLS looking for no strings attached sex. I can honestly vouch for this. This shit has gotten me laid so many times I’ve lost count. It’s totally free, so what have you got to lose?

Now without further ado, here’s today’s update:


…because real sex is cheaper than a fleshlight.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Buah Dada didalam Bible

Saya malu menulis tajuk demikian, tapi saya tidak berniat mahu menulis cerita porno dalam blog saya namun Kitab Bible yang saya miliki merangkumi topik ini.

Oleh itu, saya memilih untuk menulis bahagian ini kali ini.

EZEKIEL 23 / YEHEZKIEL 23

Mari kita ambil salah satu ayat yang berbunyi

Mereka bersundal di Mesir, mereka bersundal pada masa mudanya; di sana susunya  dijamah – jamah dan dada keperawanannya dipegang pegang.

20. …zakarnya seperti zakar kuda.

Cukup setakat itu, 2 ayat yang memberi saya gambaran fikiran tentang bentuk dan aktiviti yang boleh berlaku dalam fikiran tentang apa yang tertulis.

Apa yang dimaksudkan dengan susunya dijamah jamah?

Apa yang dimaksudkan dengan dada keperawanan dipegang pegang?

dan juga zakar seperti zakar kuda?

Intipati dalam EZEKIEL 23 menceritakan tentang pelacuran dan perzinaan dua beradik bernama Ohola dan Oholiba. Kenalpasti ayat ini. Siapa yang sedang bercerita? Ayat ini adalah ayat orang ketiga dan pakar Bible mengatakan ia adalah Buku Nabi EZEKIEL.

Daripada ayat itu, Nabi EZEKIEL nampak kah kedua dua adik beradik ini susunya dijamah jamah? Adakah nabi Ezekiel nampak zakar seperti zakar kuda?

Yang pastinya, TIDAK. Namun, ayat ini dikatakan adalah FIRMAN TUHAN. Apakah tujuan tuhan bercerita tentang cerita ini kepada nabinya? Sehingga habis pun anda membaca EZEKIEL 23, anda tidak akan tahu apa tujuan cerita ini dicatatkan. Mengajar teknik yang salah memegang ‘susu‘ dan cara menganalisa zakar?

Saya tidak tahu. Dan sekiranya tujuan penceritaan tidak ada, mesti ada sebab lain. Sebab yang lain iaitu dalam kategori MORAL.

Apakah MORALnya?

Sebenarnya, TIADA MORAL.

mari kita bayangkan bagaimana susu dijamah jamah. Dan zakar seperti zakar kuda.

dan inilah soalan yang missionary kristian yang sibuk mencari domba sesat harus jawab,

LAYAKKAH AYAT INI DIKREDIT SEBAGAI AYAT ALLAH?

perlukah saya mencari gambar di google untuk di tampalkan di post ini agar pembaca tahu apa yang dimaksudkan dengan susunya dijamah jamah dan zakar seperti zakar kuda?

Malu menulis post ini.  : (

Taboo 2

I post here as tribute to Adam Carolla, because this song is fucking hilarious. It’s the Ace Man’s favorite porno of all time, entitled Taboo 2. The basic premise is a guy fucks (probably anals too) his sister and mom at some point in the movie (hence “taboo”). The opening song is hilarious, in that it’s a serious ballad and that he’s fucking his family. The video will follow, as well as Ace Man’s rendition:

Lyrics:

“He has it all, yes he does
He knows how to please…in every detail
He can do more than you’d ever imagine
And do it with style, he does it with me
Oh yes he does
I know that you thought that you knew him
And maybe you did, but you don’t
He’ll only reveal what he wants you to see
And then show it all, and when he does he satisfies me
If you only knew, just what he could do
You’d want him too
If you only knew”

While I’m posting Loveline, I’ll post one video for Adam “Ace Rockolla” Carolla’s lightning round, where he imitates idiot radio disc jockeys.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

My Thesis -- A Little Info For The Curious

I have mentioned here before that I am in school.  Lots of people have been asking how school is going and what my thesis is about so I thought I would write a little something for you to knawsh on.
My thesis topic is gender variant neologisms (GVN).  A neologism is a new word.  The words I am specifically looking at are grrrl, boi, cisgender, s/he, ze, hir, and shim.
My perspective on gender has changed radically in the last few years. After the last year of reading, things like Judith Butler and Foucault, I can no longer say that I believe in the truth of gender.  The dual gender truth that our culture supports is no longer something I can condone.  Truths that state that there really is something that is “a guy or a girl” and that based on biological sex characteristics (not even all of them – just a dual version of them) we offer up undeserved privilege to the aforementioned gender identities; this construct makes me question everything I thought I knew about what is real.
As I write this to share with the general pubic I wonder just how esoteric I must sound to the average reader.  Gender is a load of crap.  It’s a power structure that forces us to conform to ideals of femininity and masculinity in order to maintain the status quo.  Gender is a public prison.
GVN are slippery little words that have attracted my attention.  I’m curious about the potential for ubiquity of GVN in the English language.  My research focuses on if GVN have the potential to change the way we see the truth of gender and if so, how.
I will be doing a series of interviews during the spring of 2010.  If you would like to volunteer for my research study (or have any relevant links, reading suggestions, or informed recommendations) please send an email to WidowCentauri@gmail.com   I will schedule your interview as soon as I have IRB approval.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

All about twitter......

So here lately Ive been finding myself using twitter a lot more than Facebook.

At first I was all about myspace, that was fun and cool for about 3-4 years, then switched it all up and took over face book.  Now I might check the space just a few times a week.  And for about the past 2 months Ive slacked off with facebook and have hit it hard and heavy with twitter.  For those of you that dont have an account I suggest you check it out.  Seems a little sketchy at first but after finding a few people to follow and you get a few people following you, you’ll be hooked.

For instance following celebrities is actually pretty funny.  They complain all day long they hate to follow by the razzi but they put all of their business out there for anyone to see on twitter.  Im telling you  gotta get up on this!!!!

Ps follow me on twitter…..

http://twitter.com/regoinalceleb

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

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Geeks are HOT (fact).

And if there’s one man who knows this better than any, it’s Adam Robertson. At the moment he’s scouting for geeky girls who look the business in huge specs. We’re talking Deirdre Rachid x hot hot sex. Swing by his Myspace blog and leave him your deets explaining exactly why you’re the geek for the job!

Here’s what he says…

The Project

Clean, Simple and Stylish. I want photos of hundreds of you all posing in glasses, all different shapes and sizes welcome. Locations and Lighting will vary but editing will all the in a similar style.

what’s needed?
you, me, my camera, suitably geeky or funky glasses and a location

what do you have to do?
arrange a shoot with me, bring some clothes and props, pose, await photos

what’s in it for you?
some sexy/fun photos, a fun shoot, and the chance to be in my upcoming book!

If geek ain’t your bag then hit up his Facebook Fanpage for example of his work and get your portfolio shoot booked now before he’s a mega-superstar and refuses to talk to riff-raff like us

***Image courtesy of Adam Robertson Photography***

Ma atac !!! vaii.../cry T_T ...

Deci…eu sunt…o p**** emo, ce are vagin in loc de penis. Un cretin care mananca rahat. Si un idiot care se tot ataca.
Mai deci emo nu sunt, nu ma imbrac si nu ma tund ca un emo. Rude prin Creta nu am ca sa pot fii numit cretin, iar cacatul nu este totusi specialitatea mea, dupa cum o au altii. Iar emanarea stupiditatii mele ?(asta inseamna sa fii idiot).. well nu eman nici pe sfert pe cat emana “altii”. Trebuie sa fii cat de cat destept sa iti dai seama ca esti prost…Si totusi…trebuie sa emani multa prostie ca sa poti zambii ca si cum nu s-a intamplat nimic. Cat despre vaginul meu… e chiar fain.

Cretinul de gasca (homocretinus los gascus) => Fiind tot timpul intr`o gasca de prieteni, cretinul de gasca se manifesta mereu prin aerele lui de superioritate si desteptaciune, unde nu ezita sa se laude mereu cu cele mai reusite experiance pe care le`a avut. Cretinul de gasca este o specie tare colomniera(barfitoare) si nu ezita niciodata sa barfeasca alt cretin de gasca cand acesta nu se afla prin preajma. Foloseste adeseori messengerul sau diferite cai de comunicare virtuala pentru a se lauda cu ce are mai tare, ce poate face si pentru a isi gasii si intarata victima sau alti cretini de gasca, proces ce ar putea reprezenta singura cale de satisfactie a individului. Iese adeseori in gasca cu alti cretini de gasca prin orasi, cluburi sau alte coteturi, unde spre sa isi duca la lucruruile planificate la bun sfarsit fata de altii cretini de gasca.

Homocretinus los gascus poate fii gasit oriunde vezi cu ochii, sunt peste tot, aveti grija. Do not trust any1… expecialy emo fat kids ….you need to stay away from those….theyre 100% deadly.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Robert De Niro's ex girlfriend Charmaine Sinclair spreading her legs.

Charmine Sinclair gallery

Sinclair was romantically linked to Robert De Niro for two years, circa 1993-1995.

Sinclair became a glamour model when she was 16. Most of her modeling was glamour and softcore in British men’s magazines such as Fiesta. For over two years in the mid-1990s, she was featured monthly in Club magazine. She was a popular Page 3 girl. Sinclair appeared in nine Playboy lingerie special editions, sometimes as “Charmaine Garth.” She was also a lingerie model for various mail order companies.

Sinclair’s career as an actress in videos began in 1990 with a series of softcore movies in which she played a sexy private eye named Samantha Spade. She also appeared in several hardcore films. Sinclair had a role in the Italian comedy Cous Cous (1996). Her television credits include weekly appearances on L!VE TV’s The Sex Show.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Porn+Scuba=WIN!

(All links in this post are NSFW)

I’m always on the look-out for interesting new pornos and this new show, the aptly named Wet Sex*, should definitely raise a few eyebrows in the ingenuity stakes. It features Elle Brook as a horny scuba diver instructor who takes hot young girlies (including Syren Sexton, Keisha Kane, Kerry-Louise Love and the gorgeous Michelle Moist) out for lessons only to end up banging ‘em senseless on private beaches.

The absolute best bit about it is that Elle managed to shoot a fully-underwate sex scene! Having learnt to scuba-dive myself at the tender age of sixteen, I can imagine that this was no mean feat! Scuba diving is ace fun and being underwater in this manner felt totally natural to me. However, this is not the case for everyone and fair play to Elle for getting down with it. Actually, I sneaked a peek at her in the make-up room at work t’other day and she is looking HOT!!

This isn’t a first, as scuba-porn is a very specialist niche, but this is the first time it’s been done with girls this damn sexy!

This isn’t going to air for a while so I will let you all know closer to the time when you’re likely to see it. In the meantime you can check out Kerry Louise Love’s blog for backstage gossip and pictures from the shoot.

*Subject to change

***Image courtesy of Television X***

Decent Community Urban Dictionary

Voyeurs going after a foul ball

Foul Ball (noun) -  Slang for an erratic projectile of pud suds shooting away from the explosive stream of primary funky spunk landing out of play or out of bounds.  In general when a this occurs, the errant love butter is considered dead and the doer must return to his or her original position and continue his turn at the “plate”.

A foul ball is often accompanied by a producer, director, friend or acquaintance yelling “FOUL baaaAAAALLLL!” alerting others in the facility to take cover…

The foul ball often lands unexpectedly, and without penalty to the doer or benefit to the doey, in a voyeur’s lap or violently splashes onto a voyeur’s head. 

Depending on the favorability of the doer, voyeurs may be inclined to go after the foul ball, many times violently, it attempt to acquire possession.  Once acquired, the foul ball is often held up by the voyeur in glee as other voyeurs cheer for his accomplishments.  A memento of the occasion if you will.

In covered facilities, if your little guys (or girls) hit the roof, roof support structure or objects suspended by the roof and lands in foul territory OR if it gets lodged in any of those objects in foul territory and does not fall back into the area of boning it is a foul ball.

P.s. There are two voyeurs in the above picture who are afraid of foul balls.  Can you spot them?

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

VIDEOS SEXO GRATIS FOTOS PORNO

VIDEOS SEXO GRATIS FOTOS PORNO

Un brindis con usted de forma gratuita, le encantará se llene con placer

Entre aquí a tiempo para su punheta

Vamos acariciar mis pechos durinhos

Quieres follar hoy? Pulse aquí

O el amor o hacer amigos de aquí

Conocer gente en tu ciudad que quieren sexo

Otras sugerencias

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Controversial Internet Explorer ad pulled

It’s been called ‘the blue screen of death of advertising’ by The Times website, and all the controversy piqued my interest, so I had to have a look and see what it’s all about.

The ad in question is from Microsoft, advertising Internet Explorer 8’s Privacy Browsing tool. It was online only, and titled O.M.G.I.G.P -“Oh My God I’m Going to Puke”.

The ad has since been pulled from Microsoft’s Better Browser website and its IE 8 channel on YouTube after outcry among users – starring former Superman actor, Dean Cain, it shows a woman vomiting after supposedly stumbling across porn on her husband’s computer.

You can still view the ad on this link. Be warned though, it IS offensive!

Calbert of the The Digital Point Forum was surprised to find the domain OMGIGP.com was still available – so he registered it. Interesting what people will do to make a name for themselves online!

Sitting next to you

So I’m sitting next to you on the couch Camilla.  I look over to see what you’re working on and low and behold you are watching porn on your laptop.  Specifically you have googled “anal sex videos.”  Very interesting.  We don’t have anal sex because we haven’t figured out a way to fit me inside of you.  I think you are looking for tips.  Interesting, very interesting.  What do you have to say for yourself?  Anyone out there in the blogosphere have tips for Camilla?

CS

Monday, July 6, 2009

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El beso lesbico de Joss Stone en la pelicula Snappers

“Mmmmm… mmmmm… mmmm….”

“…mmmmm…. ahhhh… mamacita… mmmm…. que rico….”

“¡Vengache pa’ca!… mmmm… mmmm….”

“¡Slurp… slurp… glu, glu… slurp!”

“¡Puaggg…. creo que la otrqa chava no se lavo los dientes!”

Bueno, como sabemos que a los tiranetas les gusta ver viejas besandose entre si, y sobretodo si son famosas, aqui les treamos las capturas del ya celebre beso lesbico, humedo y cachondo de la antes “tierna niña hippie” y ahora “puta gringa rubia” Joss Stone con su compañera  de reparto, Caroline Quentin en la sexycomedia Snappers, del debutante George Bamby el 3 de marzo pasado.

En la cinta, la tal Joss interpreta a una animadora de parque de diversiones lesbiana en busca de vaginas  sexo casual con mujeres con ganas de experimentar.

Una clasica comedia sin sabor como America Pie y esas mierdas gringas que solo sustentan su humor en bromas de corte sexual y escatologicas. Buuuu.

Lo bueno es que es esta clase de peliculas de muy bajo nivel intelectual, uno puede ver suculencias como esta. Algo de provecho debian de tener…

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Asylum Salutes Cringe-Worthy Porn Spoofs

Even though skin flicks often seem like a joke, porn stars shouldn’t act like comedians. We’ve all seen a skin flick when one of the actors rattles off a one-liner so lame we wish their mouth was obstructed (and soon it often is).

Then there are times where these attempts at humor transcend the level of lameness and go straight to awesome. Case in point: the porn spoof.

Read more…